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-- Our Story --
Growing up, both of us were tired of the stale, boring taste of eggnog every christmas. Because of this, we decided to create a product to revolutiontize your taste buds during the holiday season. Our perfected recipe uses 90% bacon grease and 10% FDA dissaproved artificial sergi-sugars. Because of our efforts, billions of people around the world are enjoying their holiday spirits in even more cheer!*
*Note: study shows 99% of bacon nog consumers all had conditions of chronic diarrhea, constipation, cancer, and death after product consumption. The other 1% was completely fine, so don't worry. Learn More
Timeline
Timeline
February 28, 1985: The founders decided to create an alternative to eggnog by using bacon grease.
December 31, 1999:Â Invisible Bacon Nog was created.
October 4, 2005: Bacon Nog donated 50% of their profits in order to create Sergivard Coachiversity, an online university amidst the rise of the Internet. This college, during its lifetime, was the only known place in the world where you can get a PhD in Coachology.
March 24, 2025: Funding for the Coachiversity was cut completely and the college was promptly shut down in the following weeks.
April 3, 2025: The first ever advertisement for Bacon Nog was televised.
April 23, 2025: A website was put up.
April 25, 2025: A rating system was put up on the website, and the ratings were recorded at a record high.
Our founder and CEO - Mr. Pencil!
Our founder and CEO - Mr. Pencil!
Our Co-founder and COO - Mr Rakety Rak!
Our Co-founder and COO - Mr Rakety Rak!
Our CTO - The Man.
Our CTO - The Man.
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